VS 1 Paint me in your room before I was there See it in your head when I said I was scared Your rose colored lenses of a girl who second guesses And lets you get away with anything you want PRECHORUS And the way you come across gives you cardiac arrest So you tell me I’m too much just to get me off your chest You don’t want a woman who makes you feel intimidated Not sure how you’ll take this CHORUS But easy on the eyes isn’t easy on the mind You thought having a wife meant the submissive kind that Never calls you out or expresses her doubt You put it all together right before you held my finger And if you got out alive, well, how’s the other side? Are your eyes exploding from how green your lawn is? Living every day never using your brain Well, I’m glad I lost if that’s what the prize is VS 2 Now your summers are laced with lakes and alcoholism And girls who think you’re cool til they hear your opinions Cuz when the questioning starts, you feel imprisoned I keep hearing you bow out the moment it gets serious PRECHORUS Who you really are gives you cardiac arrest So you tell them to lay off so you think you’re still the best Cuz the truth makes you feel emasculated Not sure how you’ll take this CHORUS But easy on the eyes isn’t easy on the mind You thought having a wife meant the submissive kind that Never calls you out or expresses her doubt You put it all together right before you held my finger And if you got out alive, well, how’s the other side? Are your eyes exploding from how green your lawn is? Living every day never using your brain Well, I’m glad I lost if that’s what the prize is BRIDGE Never rolls her eyes, never thinks she’s right Doesn’t point out behavior you thought was fine Always keeps her cool when you cross the line After begging you to stop for the hundredth time CHORUS Oh, easy on the eyes isn’t easy on the mind You thought having a wife meant the submissive kind that Never calls you out or expresses her doubt You put it all together right before you held my finger ENDING And if you got out alive, well, how’s the other side? Are your eyes exploding from how green your lawn is?
