I finally got a date with a cutie Who I met at the library At Columtreal University I picked her up And we headed out For dinner then some drinks But at the bar I went a little too far After too many drinks for me I was getting way too horny And I started to really flirt Then while tugging on her skirt I said "I bought you dinner Wanna be my dessert?" I was hoping that this late night Would turn into an early morning Then without any warning I put my hands where they didn't belong That's when things really went wrong Our date turned into a bar room fight That ended the night sooner than later And after spending some time at HGH I learned a lesson not to be messin' with a girl Who could wrestle an alligator So our date really went south Thanks to my roaming hands And my big mouth I wonder if she'll forgive me Probably not But only time will tell If she gives me another chance I'll try to keep my hands to myself and forget that stupid pick up line as well I'm singin' the date night blues Singin' the date night blues That date turned into a night of bad news and now I'm singing The date night blues
