Lyrics ©2025 Ed Rendum (@edrendum) All Rights Reserved =============================== My mommy told me I'm on Santa's naughty list, So I started screaming, man I got so pissed, Kicked my little sister 'till I made her cry, Then mommy yelled: "See? This is why!" Christmas holiday is boring, there is not that much to do, So I took my daddy's tooth-paste and then added super-glue, Baked the fam'ly cookies with a ghost chili kick, They started screaming and then got really sick! "Please Santa, get me off that list, I have no need for your stupid coal, Got so many pranks I can't resist," Yeah, I'm a juvenile A-hole I do my best to be nice, Before a prank I think twice, But I must finish what I start, I turn pranking into an art... "Whoooooooooaaaaaa..." "Please Santa, get me off that list, I have no need for your stupid coal, Got so many pranks I can't resist," Yeah, I'm a juvenile A-hole "Please Santa, get me off that list, I have no need for your stupid coal, Got so many pranks I can't resist," Yeah, I'm a juvenile A-hole
