[queercore punk, manic bubblegum punk, hyperactive DIY pop-punk, raw queer punk, fast chaotic punk rock, campy manic energy, bipolar mood swing punk] [Verse 1 – hyper-fast bubbly pop-punk vocal, breathless gossipy excitement, sugary synth twinkles] Bubblegum whispers, “Guess what I heard?" Rissa’s hoarding gold and fucking a bird! Prism’s giggling, “Jimmy looks divine~” Now I’m in his lap like he’s already mine! [Pre-Chorus – building manic frenzy, layered unicorn giggles + rising synths] Ooooh, sugar-rush, fever high, life’s a neon dream Crag touches Jimmy’s arm and I fucking SCREAM!!!!! [Chorus – massive euphoric sing-along explosion, gang-vocal unicorn cheers, glittery synth hooks, full campy glee] Unicorn stampede! Racing through the streets, I’m royalty indeed! They say “Buy that cloak! Kiss that knight!” And I swear that it all feels totally right! (Haha!) Unicorn stampede! Tazar’s chasing me, but I’m too fast to be caught! They say “Spin, then bow! Spread a tale!” And I SWEAR that it's not for sale! (Shhh!) [Verse 2 – even faster, horny chaotic energy, playful yelps on cat lines, twinkly bubblegum keys] Lemon Drop gasps, “Babe, drop the tease!” So I’m grinding on Jimmy like we’re fucking in the street! Peppy Pop shouts, “You NEED that blade!” So I challenged Cat to a rooftop raid! [Pre-Chorus – red-hot manic acceleration, shouted backing unicorn voices, synth speed-rush] Ooooh, red-hot speed, lightning feet, nothing slows me down! Mephala grabs my wrist, but I’m off to buy a crown! [Chorus – ultimate sugar-rush party explosion, layered gang shouts, hoofbeat percussion, pure queercore joy] Unicorn stampede! Dancing on the rooftops, no regrets, no sleep! They say “Snatch that jewel! Ride a wolf!” And I swear this is totally cool! (Wheee!) Unicorn stampede! Rolling with the Stoners, popping a pill They say “Smoke that shit! Chase the stars!” And I swear we just struck a deal with an Archfey!? [Bridge – sudden eerie slowdown, sinister whispered evil unicorn voice, dark twinkling synths, bipolar depressive dip] “They don’t love you, not at all…” (Hush, hush, hush) “Jimmy loves Crag, and you’ll always fall…” (Hush, hush, hush) But the unicorns scream! “Don’t listen, just run!" And I’m back in the sun, ‘cause the party’s not done! [Final Chorus – explosive manic return, even bigger gang vocals, glitter overload, triumphant queer chaos] Unicorn stampede! Too fast, too bright, too sweet to leave! They say “Tell the mayor you’re a king!” And I swear that I’m in control! (Right???) Unicorn stampede! Bought Jenova a boat and a diamond ring They say “Steal that crown! Challenge fate!” And I swear it’s not too late! [Outro – fading giggles, hoofbeats, chaotic unicorn chatter, manic laughter trail-off] (Hehehe—Mephala, stop ruining the fun bitch!) (Sandro, what was in that shit? … YES, I’ll take another!!!) (Tazar, LET ME GO, I NEED TO FIND JIMMY!) (Hahaha, I love you guys, let’s goooo!)
