(Verse 1) Gathered 'round the table, our fate was in our hands, With a roll of the dice, we ventured through strange lands. But the goblins were too cunning, the traps were set too tight, Our party started falling in the dark of night. (Chorus) Oh, our D&D game, it’s a total disaster, From the wizard’s failed spells to the rogue’s broken dagger. Our paladin’s down, and the bard’s out of tune, In this game of dungeons, we’re meeting our doom. (Verse 2) The dragon breathed its fire, our hit points dropped so fast, The cleric’s out of potions, we knew we couldn’t last. The dungeon master’s laughing, we’re caught in a deadly snare, Our epic quest for glory turned into a nightmare. (harpsichord solo) (Chorus) Oh, our D&D game, it’s a total disaster, From the wizard’s failed spells to the rogue’s broken dagger. Our paladin’s down, and the bard’s out of tune, In this game of dungeons, we’re meeting our doom. (Outro) So here’s to the chaos, the crit fails and fears, To the bonds that we’ve forged through laughter and tears. Though this quest’s a mess, we’ll always remember, The night that our game went down in splendor.
