[Verse 1] You sell miracles in plastic bags, Wrapped in buzzwords, stitched with tags. Big fake smile, rehearsed attack, Truth got buried out the back. Every promise factory-made, Every answer pre-prepaid. Nice try, pal... wrong address— I'm allergic to your mess. [Pre-Chorus] Talk is cheap... Mine's for free! [Chorus] I don't swallow your crap! No, I spit it right back! Nice disguise—same old trap! I don't swallow your crap! I don't buy your act! I don't swallow your crap! [Verse 2] PowerPoint philosopher king, Trying hard to sell me everything. Snake-oil polished till it shines, Still smells rotten every time. Every slogan, every pitch, Just another marketing glitch. Wave your hands and tap-dance fast... I'm still laughing as you pass. [Bridge – Spoken] "Limited offer!" "Trust me!" "Everybody agrees!" "...Yeah? Then everybody can have it." [Breakdown] Chew it! Spit it! Kick it! Quit it! [Final Chorus] I don't swallow your crap! Save it for somebody else! I don't swallow your crap! Put it back on your shelf! No sale! No deal! No chance! I'm not joining your dance! I don't swallow your crap! [Outro] One last grin... One last pitch... One last "trust me..." I don't swallow your crap.... ....I spit it right back....in your....fucking....FACE!!!
