(Verse 1) The boss is yellin', deadlines near Dick's (insert your friend's name) in trouble, that much is clear Got emails floodin' in, phone ringin' off the hook Gotta save his bacon, gotta give him a good look (Chorus) All hands on Dick! Gotta fix his bureaucratic tick No time for coffee breaks, gotta rewrite these bureaucratic tricks The pressure's on, the paperwork's a mess, gotta make it slick All hands on Dick, gotta save his ship! (Verse 2) The printer's jammin', deadlines loom, Dick's about to lose his cool Gotta troubleshoot this mess, follow every single rule The team's exhausted, eyes are glazed and red But we can't give up now, gotta fight until we're... well, almost dead. (Chorus) All hands on Dick! Gotta fix his bureaucratic tick No time for coffee breaks, gotta rewrite these bureaucratic tricks The pressure's on, the paperwork's a mess, gotta make it slick All hands on Dick, gotta save his ship! (Bridge) They say all hands on deck, but Dick's got no boat in sight Just mountains of paperwork, day and endless night So raise a mug of coffee, a toast to our friend in need We'll conquer this paperwork, plant a victory seed (Chorus) All hands on Dick! Gotta fix his bureaucratic tick No time for coffee breaks, gotta rewrite these bureaucratic tricks The pressure's on, the paperwork's a mess, gotta make it slick All hands on Dick, gotta save his ship! (Outro) Yeah, all hands on Dick, that's the ticket to success We'll slay this dragon, put the office to the test! (Verse 1) The boss is yellin', deadlines near That Dick's in trouble Again, that much is clear Got emails floodin' in, phone ringin' off the hook Gotta save his bacon, gotta give him a good look (Chorus) All hands on Dick! Gotta fix his bureaucratic tick No time for coffee breaks, gotta rewrite these bureaucratic tricks The pressure's on, the paperwork's a mess, gotta make it slick All hands on Dick, gotta save his ship! (Verse 2) The printer's jammin', deadlines loom, Dick's about to lose his cool Gotta troubleshoot this mess, follow every single rule The team's exhausted, eyes are glazed and red But we can't give up now, gotta fight until we're... well, almost dead. (Chorus) All hands on Dick! Gotta fix his bureaucratic tick No time for coffee breaks, gotta rewrite these bureaucratic tricks The pressure's on, the paperwork's a mess, gotta make it slick All hands on Dick, gotta save his ship! (Bridge) They say all hands on deck, but Dick's got no boat in sight Just mountains of paperwork, day and endless night So raise a mug of coffee, a toast to our friend in need We'll conquer this paperwork, plant a victory seed (Chorus) All hands on Dick! Gotta fix his bureaucratic tick No time for coffee breaks, gotta rewrite these bureaucratic tricks The pressure's on, the paperwork's a mess, gotta make it slick All hands on Dick, gotta save his ship! (Outro) Yeah, all hands on Dick, that's the ticket to success We'll slay this dragon, put the office to the test!
