08. Funny Guy

[Cold Open] Ha-ha I’m fine [Verse 1] Made the boys laugh in the queue outside the club Did the voice of someone famous till the bouncer cracked up Walked the long way home to make the evening last Practised my expression in the windows as I passed [Pre-Chorus] If I say it with a smile They let it pass [Chorus] Ha-ha, I’m fine Look at me go Everybody laughs Nobody knows Funny guy, funny guy Do the little bit Make it sound like nothing That’s the trick [Verse 2] Mum keeps asking if I’m eating. Tell her, “Like a king” Leave the telly on till morning for the company it brings Someone says, “You’re quiet.” So I do the stupid voice Feel the whole room breathe again. I’ve made the proper noise. [Chorus] Ha-ha, I’m fine Look at me go Everybody laughs Nobody knows Funny guy, funny guy Do the little bit Make it sound like nothing That’s the trick [Bridge — no drums] Once I said, “I’m not alright” You waited for the joke I could hear the fridge behind us So I gave you one [Final Chorus] Ha-ha, I’m fine Look at me go Everybody laughs Nobody knows Funny guy, funny guy Do the little bit I’m running out of funny For this shit [Outro — television audible] No, leave it on. I like the noise.