
YOU'RE WELCOME B!+(#.m4a (Remix) (Remix)
[Intro] [fingerpicked acoustic guitar enters] [Verse 1] [baritone male vocals] You're welcome for me being there for you And you're welcome for me being there for myself too Because if I did not be there for myself I could not be there for anyone else And if it were up to me I would take you with me But all I want to do right now is tell you that I fucking hate you, you dumb bitch [Verse 2] But you're welcome for me being there for you You're welcome for me not beating your ass into a pile of shit 'Cause you look like it Now if it's okay with you I'm going to run you down in the ground with no coffin Just dirt and the earth home You're going back to the earth that made you from And now the worms, the worms are fed The maggots eat off of your head [Verse 3] And you're welcome for me being there for you And you're welcome for me putting you into the ground without a sound No one even heard me, heard me They will never find you, never find where you are They will never find your clothes, they will never find your car They will never find your hair 'cause it's at my home in a jar [Verse 4] And you're welcome 'cause now you get to be You're welcome, you get to be with me all the time In my home on the shelf, on the shelf with the jar home The jar filled with vinegar, the jar filled with your head Well I will do with it, I have not figured out yet But I might just keep you there for eternity Or I might eat your head and cook it like some turkey I don't know yet but it'll last forever in that jar [Verse 5] And I still have your car so I'm taking it to the store Where I go and buy some gloves and some bleach I don't need the rope 'cause you're already asleep forever I just need it to clean, need it to clean up the fucking mess I made When I made your head erupt into eternal pain Not the same anymore, you're just some dumb stupid whore At least you used to be, and that's what got you here Got you here with me [Outro] But you're welcome for me being there for you You're welcome that you treated me like shit even still Even though I was there for you and you were not there for me And I will take a battery and shove it down your throat And then I will hook up all the cables and I'll hook it to my car battery And I will make sure that you shock for eternity I put the clamps on your nipples and then I turn the car on Then you get shocked like fuck and then you really are that strong 'Cause I was able to shock you until you were frying Cooking like a hot dog, killing like a hot dog You could put the hot dog down your motherfucking throat for all I care Grabbing on your hair till I rip it out your head I keep forgetting that you're dead, you probably didn't feel none of that But that's okay, that's okay 'cause I don't love you I don't love you anymore, you said you loved me But that was a lie that you told right to my face I tried to erase all of the memories of you But I just could not do that, I couldn't do it anymore I think about you every day and how I want to put you in a grave Haven't figured out how I'm going to do that I just want to make it long and painful but I can't 'cause you're already dead I'll take your eyes out of your head instead I take your head out the jar and get out some clamps in my garage And I start to extra-pull your eyes until they're out of your mind And I put them in a separate tiny jar Put your head back in the big jar Now you can look at me forever, can't you see? That's right, you really can't because you're dead [guitar fades out]

