NEVER TELL MY MOM!!!!

[Verse 1] Never tell my mom what happened last week Never tell my mom I barely got sleep Never tell my mom I made another song About some dumb shit she already knows went wrong Never tell my mom I lost my damn mind Made it sound expensive with a nasty bassline Never tell my mom I said, “Fuck all y’all” She said, “Enunciate. I can’t hear it all.” [Pre-Chorus] Keep it confidential Keep it off the record How’s she know the words? This version’s unreleased yet [Chorus] NEVER TELL MY MOM Too late, she knows NEVER TELL MY MOM Front row at the show Every bad decision Every “what the fuck?” Told her not to listen SHE JUST TURNED IT UP NEVER TELL MY MOM Don’t you say a word NEVER TELL MY MOM She already heard Thought I had a secret Thought I kept it quiet MY MOM ALREADY KNOWS AND SHE KINDA FUCKING LIKES IT [Post-Chorus] Ma-ma-ma—my bad Ma-ma-ma—too late Never tell my mom She’s asking for the release date [Verse 2] Never tell my mom I wrote this at three Never tell my mom I’m petty creatively Never tell my mom I turned it into art She’ll ask me why I cut her favorite part Never tell my mom I got another plan “It’s just a little single”—now there’s twelve of them Never tell my mom the title’s inappropriate She said it at the grocery store WITH PERFECT FUCKING CONFIDENCE [Pre-Chorus] Keep it confidential Nobody announce it Told her it was classified She asked, “Can I get that louder?” [Chorus] NEVER TELL MY MOM Too late, she knows NEVER TELL MY MOM Front row at the show Every bad decision Every “what the fuck?” Told her not to listen SHE JUST TURNED IT UP NEVER TELL MY MOM Don’t you say a word NEVER TELL MY MOM She already heard Thought I had a secret Thought I kept it quiet MY MOM ALREADY KNOWS AND SHE KINDA FUCKING LIKES IT [Bridge — half-time] She knows when I say “I’m fine” Means “give me twenty minutes” She knows every story She just lets me finish I can make the whole room laugh Like nothing ever happened She still asks, “Have you eaten?” Before she asks what happened [Build] So keep it confidential Keep it under wraps Everybody act surprised WHEN SHE SINGS IT BACK [Final Chorus] NEVER TELL MY MOM Too late, she knows NEVER TELL MY MOM There she fucking goes Every ad-lib perfect Every “what the fuck?” I forgot the second verse SHE JUST PICKED IT UP NEVER TELL MY MOM Don’t you say a word NEVER TELL MY MOM That’s her favorite part Thought I had a secret Thought I kept it quiet MY MOM ALREADY KNOWS AND SHE KINDA FUCKING LIKES IT [Post-Chorus — hard cut] Ma-ma-ma—my bad Ma-ma-ma—too late Never tell my mom SHE KNOWS THE FUCKING RELEASE DATE