Kiss My Christmas Ass

[Verse] Kids growin' up so crazy fast Granny shoutin' kiss my ass Lights are strung but I'm so stressed Christmas cheer just ain't the best [Verse 2] Santa's list is never done Gifts to wrap oh what fun Snow is fallin' but the fire's low Holiday spirit take it slow [Chorus] Watched the Grinch just yesterday Feeling green in every way Christmas is comin' So much sass So if you're ready Kiss my ass [Verse 3] Stockings hung with care I swear Cookies burnt beyond repair Tree's a mess of tangled lights Reindeer games and silent nights [Bridge] Granny's wisdom Loud and clear Wrapped in laughter and good cheer Underneath the mistletoe Kiss my ass and let it show [Chorus] Watched the Grinch just yesterday Feeling green in every way Christmas is comin' So much sass So if you're ready Kiss my ass