No... That's not a jawline. ... That's a line. One perfectly straight line Drawn across a face If we're being technical We've entered geometry One line Becomes two lines Two lines Become an angle Somebody grab a protractor Things are getting serious Wait... I get the Pythagoras thing now! Everybody freeze! We've made a scientific discovery! Line! Line! Everybody draw a line! Angle! Angle! Now it's looking mighty fine! Perpendicular! Parallel! Maybe... Probably not. JAWLINE! JAWLINE! Everybody shout it! JAWLINE! JAWLINE! Nobody can doubt it! Draw a line! Draw another! Make them meet somehow! Congratulations! You've invented... A JAWLINE NOW! Turn your head Ninety degrees Now you're architecture Turn it back Forty-five Now you're modern sculpture Measure everything Question everything Face first Math later Or maybe... Math first Face later LINE! LINE! LINE! ANGLE! ANGLE! ANGLE! Ninety degrees! Forty-five! Perpendicular! Everybody survive! What's the point Of a jawline? Nobody knows Everybody argues Somebody says It's just a line Somebody else says Actually... It's two lines Meeting at an angle JAWLINE! JAWLINE! This has gone too far! JAWLINE! JAWLINE! Now we're raising the bar! Line! Angle! Triangle! Face! Math! Laughter! All in the same place! JAWLINE! JAWLINE! Sing it one more time! Who knew facial geometry Could sound this sublime? Line. Angle. Triangle. Pythagoras. Geometry. ... Friendship. That's... Actually... Still not a jawline.
