(Verse 1) Valerie’s on the line, saying, "Mom, look what she did!" Sara’s dialing in, acting like a little kid We’re grown-up daughters now, but nothing’s really changed The way we text to tattle is completely deranged! And then there's Doctor’s orders that you cast aside You hear the medical advice and let it slide 'Cause you've got better things to do inside the stall Yeah, your four-legged babies are the favorite of them all! (Chorus) Oh Mom, you’re driving crazy, drifting lanes and hitting brakes But you're the best mother, despite your little quirks and aches We tease you every day, we poke a little fun But underneath it all, you know that you're our number one! (Verse 2) The TV’s on so loud, it’s Wheel of Fortune time You’re shouting out the answers, trying hard to make them rhyme Jeopardy is next, you’re yelling at the screen Like you're the biggest game show champ the world has ever seen! We roll our eyes and laugh, we clip your stable keys You’re talking to the horses, standing in the breeze You drive us up the wall, but we wouldn't change a thing You’re the melody to every funny song we sing! (Chorus) Oh Mom, you’re driving crazy, drifting lanes and hitting brakes But you're the best mother, despite your little quirks and aches We tease you every day, we poke a little fun But underneath it all, you know that you're our number one! (Bridge) Through the gossip and the giggles and the tattling on the phone You’ve never left us all alone You’ve been right there beside us, the anchor in the storm With a heart that’s always open and a love that’s always warm. (Outro) So buy another saddle, yell the answers to the screen! You're the wildest driver that we have ever seen Yeah, we love you, Mom! From Valerie and Sara... Even when we tattle!
