I SOILED MYSELF IN THE PIT

[Intro - lo-fi garage punk, count-in, shouted gang vocals, dirty amp noise] 1–2–3–4! Circle pit! Circle pit! Oh no… oh no… [Verse 1 - fast garage punk, raw shouted vocal, loose live-room drums, blown-out guitars] Friday night, the speakers roar Sticky floor at the hardcore store Bodies flying, elbows hit Someone yells “OPEN UP THE PIT!” [Verse 2 - faster, more chaotic punk, gritty bass, increasingly frantic drums] Boots and studs and sweat and spit Chaos in a hurricane fit Drummer speed inside my head Probably something that I ate… [Pre-Chorus - brief slowdown, tense, bass and drums building] Stomach turning, oh no man This was not the master plan… [Chorus - huge hardcore gang vocals, catchy punk hook, crushing djent guitars underneath] I soiled myself in the pit! Right when the breakdown hit! Everyone’s jumping around— Now they’re clearing out quick! I soiled myself in the pit! Worst hardcore moment yet! Singer screaming “STAGE DIVE NOW!” I’m heading straight to the exit! [Post-Chorus - chaotic gang shouts, feedback, half-time djent accents] HEY! HEY! WHAT'S THAT SMELL?! [Verse 3 - aggressive garage punk, heavier guitars, driving double-time drums] Bass drops heavy, crowd goes wild Security staring like I’m a child Someone slipped, someone fell Someone yelling “WHAT’S THAT SMELL?!” [Verse 4 - frantic hardcore punk, increasingly heavy djent riffing] Circle spinning faster still Sweat and boots and pure thrill Drummer blasting double time My stomach says “this is the end.” [Breakdown Build - tempo drops, massive low-tuned djent riff, sparse drums, shouted vocals] This show’s turning into doom Need to escape this room… [BREAKDOWN - EXTREMELY HEAVY DJENT, ultra-low guitars, syncopated chugs, massive kick drums, crowd stomp] I SOILED MYSELF! IN THE PIT! [Chorus - explosive return to fast hardcore punk, gang vocals, filthy guitars] I soiled myself in the pit! Right when the breakdown hit! Everyone’s pushing the floor— Now they’re running from it! I soiled myself in the pit! This is the worst night yet! Next time I’m standing in back— Nowhere near the pit! [Bridge - sudden lo-fi garage punk slowdown, bass-forward, sarcastic vocal delivery] Singer shouting “ONE MORE SONG!” Crowd yelling loud all night long But I’m outside in the rain Questioning my life again [Final Breakdown - crushing djent, slower than previous breakdown, increasingly ridiculous] I SOILED MYSELF! IN THE PIT! I SOILED MYSELF! IN THE PIT! [Final Chorus - maximum energy, hardcore gang vocals, punk speed with djent accents] I soiled myself in the pit! Legend I’ll never outlive! Band still playing inside— But I’m walking home with shame! I soiled myself in the pit! Hardcore history hit! Next time I’m watching the show From the bathroom instead! [Outro - lo-fi garage punk, exhausted vocals, feedback and amp hum] ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! [Band stops abruptly] [quiet spoken vocal] ...from the bathroom instead.