🎶 The Dinkleberg Iceberg! 🎶

[Hook – First Drop] 🎶 The Dinkleberg Iceberg! 🎶 Only I see what you hide... With your polo and your pride. 🎶 The Dinkleberg Iceberg! 🎶 Cool on the street—but deep inside? Sub-zero lies. [Verse 1] Your lights never flicker... Your hedge always trimmed. You got perfect grill marks, But your aura feel grim. You say "good morning" With teeth so white— But I see frost in your words Under fluorescent light. [Pre-Chorus] Neighbors say, "He’s just polite." But I say, "He charge the moonlight." He garden like ritual. He mow in code. He got wifi in his windchime, I know, I KNOW! [Hook – Second Drop] 🎶 The Dinkleberg Iceberg! 🎶 You chill at the cookout, but you burn through fate. Stealing weather data off my dinner plate. 🎶 The Dinkleberg Iceberg! 🎶 You smilin’ wide while you vibrate low, Your sprinkler knows. [Bridge – Spoken Word Breakdown over soft groove] He go “hello,” but it echo backward. He blink once? It rain twice. He “trim rose,” but rose say “help.” You think he man? He algorithm with cologne. [Verse 2] Every Tuesday trash day— He throw out no trash. That ain’t "eco." That’s spycraft stash. His dog wear visor. His kids don’t age. He change reality With “homeowner rage.” [Pre-Chorus] HOA love him, But he built the bylaws. He grillin’ nanotech In his cargo drawzzzz… [Hook – Final Drop with layered harmonies] 🎶 The Dinkleberg Iceberg! 🎶 He a whisper in the fax machine... Sippin' evil from a can of green. 🎶 The Dinkleberg Iceberg! 🎶 Only tip showin', but the rest? A labyrinth of yes-men and frost. 🎶 DINKLEBERG! (echoed) 🎶 DINKLEBERG! (more echoed) 🎶 Iceberrrrrrrg... 🎶 He cool... too cool... [Outro – Spoken, distant, as if from a dream] You clap at his barbecue... But I clap at truth. I see code in his sandals. He the iceberg. I the ship. And I will crash again... and again... DINKLEBERG.