[Verse 1] I don't need you, I just need your wallet Sign right here, I'll tell you it's a bargain Fifty percent, that's just the opening bid Take the deal or watch what happens to your kid [Pre-Chorus] Every ally's just a mark to me A pipeline dressed up like a treaty I'll call it love, I'll call it strength But baby, it's a one-way street of length [Chorus] This is a toxic friendship, honey I take the love, you send the money When the bill comes due, I'm already gone Left you holding wreckage, singing my song Call it loyalty, call it a deal It's just extraction with a velvet heel Toxic friendship, that's the brand Shake it once, then squeeze your hand [Verse 2] Carney's on the phone, says "we're through" Fifty years of trust down the flue I say "good riddance," count the cash instead Worry about the bridges when I'm dead [Verse 3] Europe's whispering, "he's not who he seems" Tariffs disguised as the American Dream NATO's nervous, allies keep score I just smile and slam another door [Pre-Chorus] Every ally's just a mark to me A pipeline dressed up like a treaty I'll call it love, I'll call it strength But baby, it's a one-way street of length [Chorus] This is a toxic friendship, honey I take the love, you send the money When the bill comes due, I'm already gone Left you holding wreckage, singing my song Call it loyalty, call it a deal It's just extraction with a velvet heel Toxic friendship, that's the brand Shake it once, then squeeze your hand [Bridge] Someone else can clean the mess Someone else can fix the debt I'll be golfing, counting up the take While the whole damn table starts to shake Next administration gets the bill I got mine, and honey, I always will [Final Chorus] This is a toxic friendship, darlin' I take the love, you keep the bargain By the time you see the bridge is out I'll be somewhere else, without a doubt Call it loyalty, call it a deal It's just extraction with a velvet heel Toxic friendship — one-sided vow I got mine. Good luck to you now. [Outro] Divorce me if you want to Won't lose a wink of sleep I got the money in the bank And a mess for you to keep
