[Verse 1] Yo yo yo,today we score big time, uh-huh! Got them bank plans, this heist so fine! Memorized every spot, every door and such Wait wait wait... this the grocery map or what? [Verse 2] Timing gotta be tight tight tight, Guards switch at two-fifteen, that's the word, no mutter Twelve minutes clean to crack it open wide My timepiece broke... oh no, who lied? [Verse 3] I'M THE BIG GUY! Ready to go go go! Gonna watch while y'all grab that dough dough dough! Been practicing sneaky moves all day long! Did I just yell? That ain't the song! [Verse 4] I'm the smart one, see, got it figured neat Watched all them movies, know the beat This crew gonna make the history books today Uh... who drives? Anyone? Hey hey! [Chorus] We the worst bank robbers, can't you see! Messing up left and right, wild and free! Plan going sideways but we don't mind! Bumbling Bank Crew of a kind! [Verse 5] Slipping through them lasers like space-age flow Oops, tripped on tentacles, down I go! Security cameras won't catch this disguise trick Fake nose slipped over my eyes real quick! [Verse 6] Three minutes left, gotta crack the code My gears grinding, 'bout to explode Was it one-two-three or three-two-one? My memory chip's on the run run run! [Verse 7] THAT GUARD'S GETTING WISE! I'll make the distraction! BE PART OF THE TEAM! Perfect action! Eagle eyes watching with these peepers so keen! Knocked the plant over... what's that mean? [Chorus] We the worst bank robbers, you ever did see! Tripping on laser beams, wild and free! Everything falling apart like torn-up seams! But we chasing impossible dreams! [Verse 8] My disguise so slick, they'll never know This fake mustache keeps letting go One more turn and that safe gonna pop pop pop Ink pack exploded... time to stop! [Verse 9] Need a hideout 'fore they spot me clear This trash can cozy, crystal here Guard dog sniffing 'round my hiding spot Found me 'cause I smell like... what what what? [Verse 10] Alarm bells ringing, they onto us now My minute hand fell off, what a wow Cops respond in four minutes, that's the flat Been five minutes... imagine that! [Verse 11] WHILE Y'ALL PANICKED! I hit jackpot gold! FOUND THE TREASURE! Truth be told! Guard was chasing me all around the ground! But I scored these lollipops I found! [Final Chorus] We the worst bank robbers that ever tried! Got away with candy, filled with pride! Plan was crazy right from the very start! But we'll heist again 'cause we got heart! [Outro] Sirens wailing as we hit the street street street! This job was a flop but we can't be beat! Maybe bank robbing ain't our thing thing thing! But the Bumbling Robbers will try again!
