I Got an Extra Daddy (But Don’t Tell My Real One) (Remastered)

Mommy said we have a guest, He wears cologne and flannel vests. He’s not my dad, but kinda is… He brings me gum and tells bad quips. He says “I’m just a helper here,” But hugs my mom and calls her dear. And when they take their naps upstairs, The bed makes sounds like folding chairs. I got an extra daddy, but Daddy doesn’t know. He’s working late while Mommy’s got a show. They take loud naps and lock the upstairs door… Then he brings me candy from the corner store. I drew a picture, guess what they saw? Two daddies holding hands with Ma. Oops.