[Pulled all five parts of *Poké Poachers (Gotta Buy ’Em All)*. Here’s one hip-hop / rave mashup built as a catchy meme-slogan banger — hooks first, story in the drops.] --- **[POKÉ POACHERS (GOTTA BUY ’EM ALL)*]* *Hip-hop rave mashup · slogan cut · ~128 BPM drop]* **[Cold open — cash register + 808]** DING! Poké Poachers in the building— BUY ’EM ALL! **[Hook — chant / crowd]** Gotta buy ’em all, don’t you dare blink Tails off the shelf, no refunds on the ink Gotta buy ’em all, flip it for a stack If it ain’t in a ball, they steal it out the back BUY ’EM ALL! BUY ’EM ALL! Every little creature, treasure on the wall— BUY ’EM ALL! BUY ’EM ALL! You said buy ’em all? I just CAUGHT you all! **[Verse 1 — Ash energy, talk-rap]** Pika’s tail missing, listed online Thousand rubles just to touch that shine Root beer crying, bar west of the city Stranger in black: “Boy, that’s a pity— But Ash… you gotta buy them all.” Cap down low, balls in the pocket Sunset walk, tailless shadows on the sidewalk “I’m gonna get ’em all.” Drop it. **[Pre-drop]** Frontenac Center, deep dark alley Only poachers enter — count the tally Где хвост Пикачу? Where’s the tail? Dealer smile… then the bass go— **[DROP / Hook 2]** BUY ’EM ALL! (hands up) BUY ’EM ALL! (don’t blink) BUY ’EM ALL! (no refunds) BUY ’EM ALL! (catch the ink) Gotta buy ’em all — meme it, scream it Gotta buy ’em all — live it, meme it Gotta catch ’em? Nah — GOTTA BUY ’EM Then I caught the buyers — now I OWN ’em **[Verse 2 — slapstick / rave break]** CLACK-CLACK — AK’s in the shadow Pika-panic, little yellow tornado POKÉ-POW! SCALPER-SMACK! RUBLE-RUMBLE! PIKA-PANIC! Reverse card flip — rules upside down Hunters get hunted, balls going round CLICK… DING! “Poké Poacher caught. Type: Greed. Weakness: retail.” **[Bridge — Team Rocket / meme call-out]** For profits and prices! For cards by the crate! We bought out the stock — you’re already late! Team Rocket’s here and we’re BUYING THE TOWN— Ash: “Skip to the part where you lose.” Хватай их! Grab ’em! Put ’em down! **[Build]** Is that a Mewtwo?! WHERE?! (whoosh — snatch the tail) GOT ’EM BACK— **[Final drop — slogan wall]** Got ’em back, got ’em back Every little tail that the poachers tried to pack Got our friends home, got ’em through it all More than a price tag and a ball BUY ’EM ALL! BUY ’EM ALL! Watch those greedy prices FALL! You said “buy ’em all” — Well I just CAUGHT YOU ALL! **[Outro — whisper + kick]** No refunds on our sales… …ting. (ball rolls) CLUNK… tsssss… CLICK. Buy ’em all. --- [**Meme slogans you can loop / clip:**] [1. `Gotta buy ’em all` ] [2. `Buy ’em all! Buy ’em all!` ] [3. `No refunds on the ink` ] [4. `I just caught you all`] [5. `Type: Greed. Weakness: retail` ] [6. `Team Rocket is buying the town`] [7. `Got ’em back`]
