Hangry Hazard

/~\_/~\_/~\_/~\_/~\_/~\_/~\ Back back back up, buttercup Snack stack’s low and my mood’s wound up /~\_/~\_/~\_/~\_/~\_/~\_/~\ I’m sugar-starved, sharp-jawed, slightly unhinged Low-blood, no-good, patience singed Lip curl, eye whirl, temper on tilt Built like a kitten but I bite like guilt Tick-tock, jaw-lock, stomach says “feed me” Step too close? I might get greedy Snap-back, snack-lack, sanity slips I go from sweet to “don’t test these lips” /~\_/~\_/~\_/~\_/~\_/~\_/~\ Hungry-harpy, heart beats hardy Half a granola bar away from gnarly Cute but crude when my food is late You hesitate? I masticate /~\_/~\_/~\_/~\_/~\_/~\_/~\ Hangry, fang-y, don’t stand near me Barely civil, barely cheery Grin gets thin when the tin is empty Too close? Chomp, that’s on you, not me Bite-sized temper, tender? Never Clench my teeth like stormy weather Feed me fast, we’ll get along Starve me slow? I chew through wrong /~\_/~\_/~\_/~\_/~\_/~\_/~\ Crave-wave brain like a cave with bats Click-clack teeth when the cupboard’s flat Sip-slap sanity, paper-thin grace One skipped snack and I’ll snap in your face Polite? I try. I comply briefly. But brief relief leaves me beastly Growl-girl swirl with a pearl-white grin But the girl goes feral when the fuel runs thin /~\_/~\_/~\_/~\_/~\_/~\_/~\ Nibble? Maybe. Stable? Rarely. Share my fries? That’s scary, barely. Close that distance, count your fingers I’m the reason caution lingers /~\_/~\_/~\_/~\_/~\_/~\_/~\ Hangry hazard, sharp and sparky Sweet as honey, mean as snarky Step-step back with your hand intact I’m cute, compact but I counterattack Snack me quick and I’m sunshine steady Starve me sick and I’m claws-out ready Laugh if you dare, but hear me clearly I bite if you get too near me /~\_/~\_/~\_/~\_/~\_/~\_/~\ Chew-choose, you snooze, you lose I bruise moods when I miss my food Fed me? Fine. Unfed? Feral. Tiny girl, but spiral peril /~\_/~\_/~\_/~\_/~\_/~\_/~\ Hangry, fang-y, teeth on standby Bubblegum blush with a battle cry Feed the fury, hush the hiss Or risk your wrist in a hunger kiss Back back back up, buttercup Bring a snack if you’re showing up Cute but cruel when the rule is clear: No crumbs? Don’t come near. /~\_/~\_/~\_/~\_/~\_/~\_/~\