[[Intro — four count stick clicks, feedback squall] [Verse 1] Woke up Tuesday with a brand new name Same old tanks but the sign's insane Delaware baby, three weeks old Selling every gallon below what it sold Who's my daddy? Nobody knows! LLC where the paper trail goes Painted plywood, prime-time slot A gas station? No I'm NOT! [Chorus — gang vocals, chanted] TRUMP PUMP! Three-four-seven! TRUMP PUMP! Straight from heaven! TRUMP PUMP! Losing money's fine! IT'S NOT A BUSINESS, IT'S A CAMPAIGN SIGN! [Verse 2] Strait of Hormuz set the barrel on fire Promises made by a serial liar Can't move the market? Build a set! Twenty-five stations, cheapest ad you can get Film the driver with the grateful tears Roll the footage for a thousand years White House swears it ain't involved Case closed, baby! Mystery solved! [Chorus] TRUMP PUMP! Three-four-seven! TRUMP PUMP! Straight from heaven! TRUMP PUMP! Losing money's fine! IT'S NOT A BUSINESS, IT'S A CAMPAIGN SIGN! [Bridge — half-time stomp, sneering] Potemkin did it with a plywood town Catherine waved and the sets came down Same old trick, new coat of paint A pump that's a prop and a price that ain't [shouted] WHO PAYS? WHO PAYS? WHO PAYS? WHO PAYS? [Verse 3] Steaks went rotten, the vodka's dry University's a fifty-grand goodbye Bibles, sneakers, coins on chains Now the grift arrives in high-octane But check the sign — his name ain't there! First one ever! Beware, beware! When the brand goes missing from the man That's when you know there's a bigger plan [Final Chorus — double time, unhinged] TRUMP PUMP! Three-four-seven! TRUMP PUMP! Straight from heaven! TRUMP PUMP! Every gallon's free! PAID IN FULL BY A MYSTERY! TRUMP PUMP! Fill 'er up with lies! TRUMP PUMP! Compliments of some guys! TRUMP PUMP! When the cameras leave — [full band stop] [deadpan, spoken] ...we're a Sunoco again. [Outro — one final power chord, feedback dying under a single sad gas-pump ding]
