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Larry the Grinch (Tech Scrooge Anthem)

(Verse 1) Yo, Larry Ellison, king of the code throne, Built an empire on data, now you're sittin' alone. Oracle's oracle, predictin' the cash flow, But when it comes to givin', you're movin' real slow. Yachts bigger than islands, planes in the sky, Hawaiian paradise, but why so shy? With billions stackin' like servers in racks, You're hoardin' it all, no givin' it back! (Chorus) Hey, Larry the Grinch, heart two sizes too small! Centibillionaire stingy, won't share at all! 0.2 percent? That's a joke, man! While the world's burnin', you're chillin' with your tan! Grinchy Ellison, tech's tightest fist, Punk pop rebellion, you're top of our list! Give it up, give it up, or we'll scream it loud— You're the richest Scrooge in the cloud! (Verse 2) Aging research? Yeah, for you to live forever, Cancer cures? Only if it fits your endeavor. $500 mil lifetime? Peanuts in your vault, While Bezos builds schools, you're buyin' assault... On poverty? Nah, that's not your game, Wildlife conservation? Sounds kinda lame. From USC labs to IDF checks, Your wallet's locked tight, what the heck? (Chorus) Hey, Larry the Grinch, heart two sizes too small! Centibillionaire stingy, won't share at all! 0.2 percent? That's a joke, man! While the world's burnin', you're chillin' with your tan! Grinchy Ellison, tech's tightest fist, Punk pop rebellion, you're top of our list! Give it up, give it up, or we'll scream it loud— You're the richest Scrooge in the cloud! (Bridge) We get it, Larry, life's a database race, But query your soul, find a generous space! Stock options piled high, Oracle's gold mine, Time to redistribute, make the numbers align! No more excuses, no more delay, Punk's callin' you out—donate today! (Outro Chorus) Hey, Larry the Grinch (Grinch! Grinch!), open that vault door! Centibillionaire dreams, but we want more! 0.2 percent? Flip the script, dude! Join the givers' club, change your attitude! Grinchy Ellison, hear our punk roar— Give back or get roasted forevermore! Yeah!