[intro] The following is a true story, (probably) No matter what, You should get proper emotionally involved with it, Cos it's dead romantic or some shit, Oooooooooh (it's a wuv song) A really really dead gud wuv song (don't resist the power of suggestion) [drop] (whooooooooo!) [verse] Sooooo, two people caught each others eye, An they were all like, damn right, (they then conversed and it was nice) To be honest, If they didn't find each other attractive, None of their interactions woulda meant jack shit, (but they did) And that's the important bit, (their relative aesthetic was an appropriate level to one another) So yeah, Ultimately they fucked each other, (Oooooh, don't question why, let it out and cry) [hook] Oooooooooh (it's a wuv song) A really really dead gud wuv song (don't resist the power of suggestion) You can hold hands to this, (or screw to it) I dunno, whatever yous wanna do, (It's up t'fuckin' you) Oooooooooh [drop] (whooooooooo!) [verse 2] But alas, they did depart, (An this doth break me heart) He had to make a quick exit (His wife is really sick) (She often struggles mentally) An the female human needed to visit the clinic, (she's always oozing genitally) Ooooooh, it's dead sad now, (you shoulda seen their spark) They like, talked flirtatiously over a cuppa chow, (den E shoved imself right upper arse) [hook] Oooooooooh (it's a wuv song) A really really dead gud wuv song (don't resist the power of suggestion) You can hold hands to this, (or screw to it) I dunno, whatever yous wanna do, (It's up t'fuckin' you) Oooooooooh [drop] (whooooooooo!) [outro] There was also a sunset, (isn't that romantic) This can be a metaphor, For their love ending or somethin (I don't know) Whatever tingles ya bits, Honestly, I couldn't, Givva, Shit. (whooooooooo!) [end]
