[Verse] It ain't no magic potion, not absurd the notion Rapunzel got caught fuckin' the Seven Dwarves in slow motion Cinderella just posted her glass slipper on OnlyFans Goldilocks just got a porn deal with the three bears Snow White messed around and fucked herself into a coma Sleeping Beauty in a poly relationship with an ogre Little Red Riding Hood and the wolf are still feuding Still grieving, still beefin' Still fuckin' on the weekend All the children in the town ain't got no time to be breathin' They out there in the fields, getting worked for no reason Rumpelstiltskin stole the magic beans from Jack Now Jack's mama's out on the corner sellin' ass Pied Piper led all the rats to the land of milk and honey Hansel and Gretel ended up stealin' all the money All the other creatures in the land never went back Pinocchio just stole a kilo of the Magic Kingdom's crack Now, that's a fact [Chorus] Unhappily ever after Unhappily ever after Unhappily ever after Unhappily ever after [Verse] Lil' Bo Peep murdered her sheep and she don't care She left their little woolly corpses rottin' over there One pig went to the market, one stayed home One had roast beef and the other got none So he ate his brother, killed him in cold blood Hansel and Gretel just did the same thing And everybody in this forest is just insane I said the cow's not coming home And they're all evil, and they all need therapy And they all keep betraying me, UNHAPPILY They all keep on failing me, UNHAPPILY She always wanted me to kiss her And I told her that I might And now I'm about to go ballistic 'Cause she kissed another knight Well, now I'm falling for her sister She was hotter than she said But I never meant to diss her Now she's lying there dead I never meant to diss her Now she's lying there dead I never meant to diss her Now she's lying there dead I never meant to diss her Now she's lying there dead I never meant to diss her Now she's lying there dead I never meant to diss her Now she's lying there dead I never meant to diss her Now she's lying [pre Chorus] Unhappily ever after For the bad boys and girls Unhappily ever after For the bad boys and girls [Chorus] Unhappily ever after Unhappily ever after Unhappily ever after Unhappily ever after Unhappily ever after Unhappily ever after Unhappily ever after Unhappily ever after
