Lorne’s Unlikeable Leafy Lettuce Patch #1 (Lettuce Befriends)

[Verse 1] Lorne’s Unlikeable Leafy Lettuce, Free to give away. Three patches left in Corbeil, Come and get them today. We grew it, then it grew some more; Nobody here likes it. We called it quite a success— At dinner, we’re still fighting it. [Chorus] Come take this leafy lettuce, There’s no charge, just come on by. Message me to set a pickup; We’d be glad to see it fly. Three patches left in Corbeil, Maybe it’s your supper’s fate. Truck not included—it sat in On the meeting; don’t mistake. [Verse 2] The rest of the garden’s clocked out, Season’s nearly through. This leafy crop keeps thriving Like it’s got a job to do. We’ve got more than we can use here, And dinner’s still negotiating: Maybe lettuce befriends a table That’s been waiting for its tasting. [Chorus] Come take this leafy lettuce, There’s no charge, just come on by. Message me to set a pickup; We’d be glad to see it fly. Three patches left in Corbeil, Maybe it’s your supper’s fate. Truck not included—it sat in On the meeting; don’t mistake. [Bridge] Root cause: still in the ground. We need a bowl, we need a hand. No lowballers—we’ve got plenty to share; That’s the whole supply-and-demand. [Verse 3] Wasi River Bluegrass planted What we thought would be a side. Now the harvest keeps on coming, And the dinner plans have tried. Lorne’s unlikeable leafy lettuce, Free—please help us turn the page. Three patches in Corbeil, today; Come give it a supper-stage. [Final Chorus] Come take this leafy lettuce, There’s no charge, just come on by. Message me to set a pickup; We’d be glad to see it fly. Three patches left in Corbeil, Maybe it’s your supper’s fate. Truck not included—it only Attended the meeting. Take it! [Outro] We planted a side dish, Now dinner’s negotiating. Free to give away. Pickup today.