[Chiptune Riser] [Announcer: Choose your fighter!] [Announcer: Mario!] Snacks on the table, drinks on ice, grab a controller, get comfy, I ain't asking twice!!! [Explosive Intro] Time to SMASH! Button MASH! Grip the stick, rumble so thick, whole couch shaking and we still last! Time to SMASH!!! Time to SMASH!!! [Commanding Verse 1] Pull up, plug in, lights low, grin, I don't need a warm up, I was ready when the menu music started to spin, let's begin. Stamina? Stacked. Hands? Exact. Three stocks deep, barely sweating, every press I make is landing on contact, that's a fact. Grab, then throw, nice and slow, charge the down smash, hold it, hold it, make you wait until the meter starts to glow, then it GOES! Ledge guard tight, all damn night, you keep jumping back to the stage but you're falling for me every time you take flight, goodnight. [Intense Pre-Chorus] [Announcer: Battle mode: Team Smash!] Pick a partner, sit close, grip it right, [Announcer: Three stock match!] Three stocks? Cute. I go ALL NIGHT! [Announcer: Ready...] Deep breath... [Heavy Chorus] Time to SMASH! (SMASH!) Button MASH! (MASH!) Grip the stick, rumble so thick, whole couch shaking and we still last! Time to SMASH!!! [Short Chiptune Solo] Time to SMASH!!! [Aggressive Verse 2] [Rapid Fire] Low tier? Please. Top tier ease, wave-dashing, combo stacking, frame perfect, got the whole lobby down on their knees, if you please. (Say please!) Joystick steady, always ready, I don't spam it, I finesse it, every little flick of the wrist hitting heavy, you done already? Rumble pack, brace for impact, controller vibrating like it got a mind of its own when I fight back, no slack. Scoreboard lit, count every hit, you talked big in the lobby, one minute in and you're begging for a pause, admit it, that's it. [Intense Pre-Chorus] [Announcer: Battle mode: Team Smash!] Team up close, keep your hands where I can see, [Announcer: Three stock match!] Three stocks, three rounds, and a victory lap for free, Don't blink... [Heavy Chorus] Time to SMASH! (SMASH!) Button MASH! (MASH!) Grip the stick, rumble so thick, whole couch shaking and we still last! Time to SMASH!!! [Twisted Bridge] Time to SMASH!!! Time to SMASH!!! Time to SMASH!!! [Minimal] [Announcer: Player One...] Took the first shot, went hard, went fast, (Too soon!) Real ones let you go first, that's class, (Always!) [Building] Patience is power, keep it steady, keep it cool, slow hands winning, that's the golden rule, [Explosive] DON'T RUSH IT, DON'T FOLD, TAKE CONTROL!!! [Heavy Solo] [Explosive Final Chorus] Time to SMASH! (SMASH!) Button MASH! (MASH!) Grip the stick, rumble so thick, whole couch shaking and we still LAST!!! Time to SMASH! (Blue team!) Time to SMASH!!! (Blue team!) [Snare Roll] [Announcer: BLUE TEAM!] Blue team! Good game! Run it back, same couch, same game. [Announcer: New record!] [END]
