[Intro: Thunderous drums fading to sad acoustic] [Verse 1] Used to rule the whole bloody sky Now I'm checking Gumtree ads, mate "Drummer seeks band, references high" (Though Olympus ain't on maps, innit) I've got lightning in my hands, right But the venues just don't care They want indie, they want bands Who can fill the Camden air [Chorus] Zeus is looking for a gig tonight Been out of work since Jesus Christ My thunder's rusty, ego's bruised Even gods can get the blues, mate Zeus is looking for a gig tonight Someone give this god some bloody light [Verse 2] Hera left me for some DJ prat Said my music's way too loud Kids today with their Spotify crap Don't appreciate the proud I created mental storms Now they sample it on beats, the gits All my legendary forms Reduced to vintage Twitter bits [Bridge: Building with more instruments] I remember when mortals prayed For my celestial sound, brilliant Now I'm lucky if I'm paid Twenty quid plus drinks, you pillock Apollo's got a record deal, the twat Poseidon's making waves, smug git While I'm keeping it real and that In these musical pits [Final Chorus: Full britpop explosion] Zeus is looking for a gig tonight Been out of work since Jesus Christ My thunder's rusty, but my voice still roars I'll shake the earth like days of yore, mate Zeus is looking for a gig tonight Someone give this god some bloody light [Outro] If you need a lead guitar Or someone who can proper wail I'm that god who made the stars Just don't ask me for retail, cheers Zeus is looking for a gig, innit... (Thunder rumbles, fades to silence) © 2025 Ande Records Lyrics by Ande All rights reserved. https://ande-records.se/
