Have I ever told you of Jan? Jan was a little fine guy indeed But he annoyed all with his tweets What about this? What about that? Why would anyone wear a hat? Why are there palm trees on my speedos? Why can't I own a cat? What ever happend to kindness? SILENCE!! Silence, please! I beg of you to Stop! Jan, for fucks sake Pipe down eat a Twix SILENCE!! So, I told you a bit 'bout Jan Jan was not bad, he was simply no fun! He would lay waste to the greatest of days! What of this? What of that? Are you coming at me with that bat?! What is the difference between sea and ocean? Why would you call me a twat? What ever happend to kindness?! SILENCE!! Oh sweet silence I beg of you to leave Jan for fucks sake Take that hike over there Have a snickers SILENCE!! And one day, after one of the others People - not I, but them - they threw a tantrum of their own. Hunted down poor Jan Jan.... Jan... Jan... the man... the guy with the questions... Pondered on the world. And they took him... and cast him out... or that is to say, put him to bed. But not without a spanking. For questioning the wrong things. And so Jan cries in his sleep. Why'd you leave me without pancakes? Why does my bottom hurt so much? Is this what my questions cost? I'll flush them out! forever lost! SILENCE! Such false promises We beg of you, sleep! Jan for fucks sake You're the reason we been made Have a biscuit SILENCE! Not heard, not seen, that is the way!!! we spiral down from here
