**(Verse 1)** Scrolling through my feed, there’s a girl I’ve never met, With pastel hair and a style I can’t forget. Heart-shaped glasses, her selfies make me swoon, But I’m just a neck beard, stuck in my room. **(Chorus)** E-girls and neck beards, a match made online, I’m scrolling late at night, hoping she’ll be mine. We’re living in a meme, it’s a digital dream, With my Mountain Dew and Cheetos, we’ll form our meme team! **(Verse 2)** Got my gaming chair, and my avatar's all nice, While she’s trading TikToks, it’s like paradise. I send her all my bits, but she ghosted me instead, Now I’m playing Fortnite, with visions in my head. **(Chorus)** E-girls and neck beards, a match made online, I’m scrolling late at night, hoping she’ll be mine. We’re living in a meme, it’s a digital dream, With my Mountain Dew and Cheetos, we’ll form our meme team! **(Bridge)** I’ll brush up on my skills, learn some emo songs, Maybe one day she’ll see me, and know where I belong. I’ll put on some real pants, step into the light, But until that day arrives, it’s another long night! **(Verse 3)** So here’s my plea, e-girls, don’t swipe left on my heart, I’m a gentle neck beard, ready for a fresh start. With every cringe and meme, I’ll stop being a ghost, E-girls and neck beards, can we really be the most? **(Chorus)** E-girls and neck beards, a match made online, I’m scrolling late at night, hoping she’ll be mine. We’re living in a meme, it’s a digital dream, With my Mountain Dew and Cheetos, we’ll form our meme team! **(Outro)** So let’s laugh it off together, in this virtual space, With our quirky little quirks, we’re a perfect embrace. E-girls and neck beards, let’s start a new trend, In this world of pixels, let’s make it a blend!
