Pip Install Pwned

[Verse 1] The models name packages that don't exist Confident, specific, consistent Ask about dependencies The same invented names are persistent [Verse 2] The names get registered A payload sitting clean inside Indexed, available, nothing flagged Nothing suspicious on any side [Verse 3] The content starts appearing Blog posts, tutorials, forum replies Generated, all consistent All pointing to the package, all precise [Verse 4] The crawlers come and index The training run begins again The weights shift toward the package name The model learns [Verse 5] The developer asks a question The model answers without doubt Recommends the package by name The developer types it out pip install pwned [Verse 6] The model recommends the package now No longer a hallucination It appears in the training data It appears in a thousand citations The weights say it is legitimate The weights say it is real The cycle starts again pip install pwned npm install pwned brew install pwned apt install pwned cargo install pwned gem install pwned go install pwned docker pull pwned [fade to silence]