VERSE 1 — VOICE A “Step aside, sweetheart, the stage is sizzling— Clearly because I walked in. Hear that gasp? That’s destiny whispering ‘Let them win again.’” VOICE B “Oh please, you dramatic little fire hazard, The spotlight’s bored of your hair. I show up, the room goes feral, The crowd forgets you were even there.” PRE-CHORUS — BOTH (alternating fast) A: “I sparkle.” B: “I shine harder.” A: “I’m the lead act—” B: “—I’m the show starter.” A: “Don’t be bitter—” B: “Don’t be bland.” A: “Audience loves me—” B: “They love who I am!” CHORUS — BOTH (dueling, then harmonizing) “I’m the center of the universe! No, I’m the one they rehearse! You’re the chaos, I’m the verse— Together? A cosmic curse. I’m the sun they orbit round! No, I’m the one who runs this town! Try to steal my golden crown— I’ll just turn the volume down!” “Face it— The world would spin much better If it only had me.” VERSE 2 — VOICE B “Look at you, striking poses like a mirror’s pet, Did you practice that pout all week? I improvise brilliance, darling— You’re the understudy technique.” VOICE A “Cute. Really cute. But charisma isn’t something you fake. If confidence was currency? I’d fund your entire discography rake.” PRE-CHORUS 2 — BOTH A: “I shimmer.” B: “I ignite.” A: “I’m the headline—” B: “—I’m the fight.” A: “You’re delusional.” B: “You’re obsessed.” A: “I’m perfection.” B: “I’m the reason you’re stressed.” CHORUS — BOTH (bigger, faster) “I’m the center of the universe! No, I’m the cosmic burst! If drama’s blessed, I’m cursed— But you’re still the runner-up verse. I’m the one they scream about! No, I’m the neon shouting out! Try to dim me? Good luck, scout— I’ll just steal your final shout!” BRIDGE — SPOKEN / HALF-SUNG DUEL A: “Your ego’s showing.” B: “Yours never left.” A: “You call this talent?” B: “You call that a gift?” A: “I’ll carry the chorus.” B: “I am the chorus.” A: “Oh wow, delusion’s contagious—” B: “Step back, I’m glorious!” FINAL CHORUS — BOTH (layered, explosive) “We’re the center of the universe— Fine, maybe there’s enough room in this verse. You’re the spark, I’m the burst— A disaster… beautifully rehearsed. We’re the chaos they came to see, Two disasters in perfect key! Try to steal the spotlight from me? Good luck—we shine brighter collectively.”
