Verse 1 The comet slid in from the cosmic sea, Said, “Don’t mind me, just passing free.” We squinted hard through JWST — Oh look, a spark. How cute can science be? Chorus ✨ Spark… then Fire… then Lightning in the tail, Solar wind’s drumming like a cosmic fairy-tale. No message sent, no prophecy unveiled — Just physics singing, “I’m alive and I inhale.” Verse 2 It warmed right up like a midnight stove, CO₂ popping like it’s found its groove, Ion tail waving in a plasma waltz — Scientists cheering, “It’s not our fault!” Chorus 🔥 Fire… she’s glowing… the chemistry is wild, Nickel in the vapor like the universe smiled. Patterns in the brightness, oscillations compiled — Transformation dancing like a very nerdy child. Bridge ⚡ Lightning hit — whoops — tail snapped clean, Reconnection party in the solar wind stream. Data went brrrr like a cosmic machine, And someone whispered, “Life is really just a meme.” Final Chorus ✨ Spark… 🔥 Fire… ⚡ Lightning in the sky, Every system shifts before our very eyes. No omen here, no reason to cry — Just the universe humming, “Nice try, human. Nice try.”