[Intro – DJ Cowboy Voice] “Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Club Tractor! We got hay bales, hot bass, and Wi-Fi that don’t work!” (beat kicks in — banjo + EDM drop) [Verse 1] Well I walked in the barn wearin’ neon jeans, Got a cowboy hat with disco beams. My horse said, “Bro, you look insane,” But I’m line dancin’ to a bass domain! [Chorus] 🎶 Boots, beer, and Bluetooth, Country meets techno truth! I’m two-steppin’ to a dubstep beat, My tractor’s glowin’ under my seat! Boots, beer, and Bluetooth, Cowboys gettin’ uncouth, I dropped my phone in a bucket of hay, Now Siri says, “Yeehaw, okay!” 🎶 [Dance Drop – DJ Shouts Over Banjo Bass] “Kick left, spin right! Do the Wi-Fi wrangle all night! Clap your hands if your boots still work, And shake that lasso like a twerkin’ jerk!” (crowd: YEEEHAW!) [Verse 2] My girl showed up with LED boots, She’s moonwalkin’ on the chicken coop. Grandpa’s dancin’ with a mason jar, Sippin’ light-up beer at the country bar. [Bridge] We got a DJ on a haystack riser, Playin’ “Cotton Eye Joe” with a laser visor. The cows are bumpin’, the pigs are wild, And my Fitbit says I’m a country child! [Final Chorus] 🎶 Boots, beer, and Bluetooth, Cowboys droppin’ truth! Got a banjo solo with a bass so mean, We’re the only barn glowin’ neon green! Boots, beer, and Bluetooth, We’re viral on TikTok, shoot! So raise your glass, let’s spin that floor, ‘Cause the DJ’s horse just asked for more! 🎶 [Outro – Spoken, Fading with Beat] “Remember, folks… if your tractor’s thumpin’, that ain’t the engine—it’s the bassline.”
