[Chorus] This is the number one track! So let's be clear, there's no turning back! This is the album of the year! [Verse 1 - Pop Punk Vocalist - Performative Struggle] Yeah, we paid our dues, put in the hours, grinding for the top (The dues were a deposit and the hours were in Photoshop) This whole project's sponsored by the things we don't believe We're taking all your money, we're cutting off your lyrical sleeve! We're selling a narrative of struggle that's been carefully designed The "DIY-aesthetic" is a filter we're leaving behind! We cracked the promotion code, we bought the right hashtag space Now you gotta play this album, just to save a little face! [Pre-Chorus - Building tension] Tell the bloggers and the critics, the ones who like to stand aside Get your pens ready, get your scorecards out, nowhere left to hide! [Chorus - MAXIMUM, anthemic Pop Punk energy.] This is the number one track! So let's be clear, there's no turning back! This is the album of the year! Now listen closely, follow, share, and fear! [Verse 2 - Rap/Slightly Spoken Word (Eli's confident, arrogant flow)] Yeah, I saw your little playlist, your indie garbage and soul That stuff doesn't stream, bro, you're losing control We got the 808s bumping, the synth that sounds like a yacht We got the shout-along breakdown exactly in the perfect spot The focus group cried when they heard the guitar solo fade out Every single second is maximized, there's no room for any doubt We’re engineered for success, this is highly efficient design Your little critical darling? Man, that stuff is never gonna shine! We dropped a thousand bucks on a TikTok ad, and now we're trending! That's how you get your career from just kneeling to defending! [Pre-Chorus - Building tension] Tell the bloggers and the critics, the ones who like to stand aside Get your pens ready, get your scorecards out, nowhere left to hide! [Chorus - MAXIMUM, anthemic Pop Punk energy.] This is the number one track! So let's be clear, there's no turning back! This is the album of the year! Now listen closely, follow, share, and fear! [Bridgep Wait, did we actually record that akoostik track? Yeah, the one that makes us sound poppy! No, no, no! Cut it! Nobody wants the feelings! We need the bangers! The noise! The synthetic ceilings! [Chorus - MAXIMUM, anthemic Pop Punk energy.] This is the number one track! So let's be clear, there's no turning back! This is the album of the year! Now listen closely, follow, share, and fear! [Outro - A massive, prolonged guitar slide and a final cymbal crash.] Album of the year! Don't forget the title! Stream it again! Stream it!
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