WHAT’S THAT FUNK?! (Original Codex Ship Comedy-Funk Song) [Verse 1] Capn strollin’ by, hear Moe whisper to TSO, “Some kinda funky sickness from the outer glow.” Capn freezes up, gets a tingle in his toe, Suddenly he’s sweatin’ like, “Oh no… oh NO.” [Pre-Chorus] Skin starts crawlin’, heartbeat stallin’, Bassline thumpin’ like the Funk is callin’. Capn’s eyes wide, he’s losin’ control, “Hey Moe… what’s happenin’ to my SOUL?” [Chorus] What’s that funk on my foot?! What’s that funk on my knee?! What’s that funk on my elbow— is it crawlin’ up on me?! What’s that funk on my shoulder?! What’s that funk on my back?! Moe says, “Capn, calm down— you ain’t got no cosmic funk attack.” [Verse 2] TSO’s tryin’ not to laugh, Moe’s rubbin’ his face, Capn’s spinnin’ in a circle like he’s lost in space. “Is it spores? Is it worms? Is it Funkstream mites? Is it glowin’ in the dark when you turn off the lights?” [Pre-Chorus] He’s pokin’ at his arm, he’s checkin’ his thigh, He’s lookin’ at the ceiling like the Funk’s in the sky. TSO finally cracks, “Capn, listen to me— You’re just itchy ‘cause you skipped your laundry.” [Chorus] What’s that funk on my foot?! What’s that funk on my hip?! What’s that funk on my belly— is it startin’ to drip?! What’s that funk on my shoulder?! What’s that funk on my neck?! Moe says, “Capn, relax— you’re just a funky lil wreck.” [Bridge – Spoken Breakdown] Capn: “Moe… I swear somethin’s crawlin’ on me.” Moe: “Capn, that’s your shirt tag.” TSO: “You’ve got the Funk Fever… of imagination.” Capn: “Well it feels REAL.” [Final Chorus] What’s that funk on my foot?! What’s that funk on my knee?! What’s that funk on my eyebrow— is it starin’ back at me?! What’s that funk on my shoulder?! What’s that funk on my back?! Moe says, “Capn, buddy… you just need a shower and a snack.”
