phase three

[eerie wavy synths and beeps] CHLOE: [Screaming] What the—?! MARK: It's... it's taking us! LIAM: This isn't funny anymore! JENNA: [Crying] Mom! MAYOR THOMPSON: [Horn] Get away from our town! You leave us alone! MRS. HIGGINS: They're taking the aliens! The aliens are taking the aliens! MR. JOHNSON: Darn tootin'! Shoulda used more pesticide! XYLAR: Their primitive fear responses are quite predictable. ZORP: This disco ball really enhances the probing experience, wouldn't you say? AI VOICE: Subject's brainwaves are registering unusual levels of... amusement? This is unexpected. AI VOICE: Adjusting parameters. Prioritizing data acquisition. Amusement factor is now deemed a relevant data point. XYLAR: [Sigh] Zorp, really? ...The disco ball? ZORP: But it’s so festive! ...It’s Christmas soon! AI VOICE: Integration complete. ...Human emotional data integrated into the network. Initial analysis suggests…... a preference for poorly-written holiday songs. AI VOICE: Predictive modeling indicates a significant probability of global acceptance of the new paradigm within the next century. ......Initiating Phase three: Intergalactic Christmas party. CHLOE: I'm never touching Space Kush again. MARK: My brain is still melting. And I think I saw a unicorn. LIAM: This is the weirdest thing that's ever happened to me. JENNA: [Crying] I want my mommy. MAYOR THOMPSON: Well, I'll be... darned.