A.I.T.A… Am I The Asshole…? ⸻ Verse 1 I sent you that message/ I kinda regret it/ Am I The Asshole/ I know that you Reddit/ you always shift blame/ I don’t see the reward/ you love to cap/ but don’t own a keyboard/ pop the lid/ on why you did/ what you did/ when you had me/ you’d be the first to admit/ you a mid/ amid/ all these baddies/ you pretend what you did wasn’t massive/ no feeling/ you’re use to being impassive/ do dirt/ don’t show remorse/ guess that’s/ just par for the course/ stoic/ like you been Zeno/ but you don’t know the source/ I’m on the next short flight/ to your citi-um/ shouldn’t have hit your line/ I feel really dumb/ you think your the ish/ surrounded by assholes/ you wish you could quit/ being hounded by pathos/ ⸻ Hook I know, I know/ the politics are intricate/ wish we could go back/ to being Republicans in ’12/ intimate/ but you not into party lines/ unless it’s party time/ yea yea/ we all know you love to party/ then hit my line/ when you feeling Pretty Lonesome/ Madeline Argy/ then it’s back to partisan, partisan/ baby I’m tired of the arguing/ ⸻ Verse 2 You went from adored/ to abhorrence/ you deserve an award/ for your performance/ I Otto known/ I couldn’t turn a 304/ into a Katy Mixon/ they tried to tell me/ but I didn’t listen/ that’s why it’s action/ not statements/ been concrete like pavements/ I think we need different arrangements/ might cut you off/ like you late on your payments/ you say you wanna fix the damage, damage, damage/ what’s the deal/ like Tori/ Are You the One/ for the Challenge/ popping pills/ all on your story/ I hope you find balance/ cuz your hot girl summer/ gonna get you cold shoulder winter/ thinking you can keep going outside/ then reenter/ you letting all the bought air out/ damn I should have slimed you out/ coulda told/ but I’d never dime you out/ Hook I know, I know/ the politics are intricate/ wish we could go back/ to being Republicans in ’12/ intimate/ but you not into party lines/ unless it’s party time/ yea yea/ we all know you love to party/ then hit my line/ when you feeling Pretty Lonesome/ Madeline Argy/ then it’s back to partisan, partisan/ baby I’m tired of the arguing/ Verse 1 I sent you that message/ I kinda regret it/ Am I The Asshole/ I know that you Reddit/ you always shift blame/ I don’t see the reward/ you love to cap/ but don’t own a keyboard/ pop the lid/ on why you did/ what you did/ when you had me/ you’d be the first to admit/ you a mid/ amid/ all these baddies/ you pretend what you did wasn’t massive/ no feeling/ you’re use to being impassive/ do dirt/ don’t show remorse/ guess that’s/ just par for the course/ stoic/ like you been Zeno/ but you don’t know the source/ I’m on the next short flight/ to your citi-um/ shouldn’t have hit your line/ I feel really dumb/ you think your the ish/ surrounded by assholes/ you wish you could quit/ being hounded by pathos/ ⸻ Hook I know, I know/ the politics are intricate/ wish we could go back/ to being Republicans in ’12/ intimate/ but you not into party lines/ unless it’s party time/ yea yea/ we all know you love to party/ then hit my line/ when you feeling Pretty Lonesome/ Madeline Argy/ then it’s back to partisan, partisan/ baby I’m tired of the arguing/
