[Verse 1 - huge swagger] Nothing in this world can touch me, I'm the storm, I'm the flood I got billions of damage rolling through my veins and blood Torment four can't hold me, I'm a legend, I'm a god I walk through hell in slow-mo and I barely even nod— [Chorus - everything drops out] ...I was WINNING (then I stood in the stuff) I was the chosen one (then a goblin called my bluff) Full health, feelin' tough— one-shot. That's enough. I was winning... I was winning... then I stood in the stuff [Verse 2 - swagger returns instantly] Watch me clear the whole arena, watch me make the bosses cry I'm untouchable, unkillable, I'm too legit to die I got mythics on my mythics, I'm a one-man cavalry There is nothing on this map that's any kind of threat to— [Chorus - drops out again] ...I was WINNING (then I stood in the stuff) There was a little purple puddle (and I thought "eh, close enough") Full health, feelin' tough— one-shot. That's enough. I was winning... I was winning... then I stood in the stuff [Bridge - deadpan, spoken-sung] It wasn't even a boss. It was a guy. A little guy. A normal-sized, completely minor guy. I had ten thousand armor and a heart of gold... and he sneezed on me. And I exploded. [Final Chorus] I was WINNING (then I stood in the stuff) I will say it at my funeral when they ask me "was it rough?" Full health, feelin' tough— one-shot. That's enough. I was winning... we were winning... then we stood in the stuff [End]
