Alpha! Alpha! Alpha! (Bet!) Alpha! Alpha! Alpha! (Bet!) Alpha! Alpha! Alpha! (Bet!) Alpha! Alpha! Alpha! Let's Go! [Verse 1] "A" is for atomic "B" is for BOOM! "C" for Chimpanzee "D" is for DOOM! "E" E-normous Intellect "F" is for Fusion "G" is for Gorilla "H" is for Human (yuck!) [Hook] Alpha! Alpha! Alpha! (Bet!) Alpha! Alpha! Alpha! (Bet!) [Verse 2] "I" is for isotope "J" is for Jam "K" is for "conundrum!" "L" is for lab "M" is for Monkey! "N" is for Nuclear "O" is for Ominous "P" for Peculiar [Hook] Alpha! Alpha! Alpha! (Bet!) Alpha! Alpha! Alpha! (Bet!) [Verse 3] "Q" Quantum bombs "R" Run for your lives "S" is for sinister "T" Time to "die!" "U" is for ultra "V" is for violent "W" is for War [Whatever This Thing Is] "X" for xenotransplant of cerebral tissues coupled with a mutagenic serum to stimulate a stem-cell function reaction in subject D-zero-K dash one A, an adolescent bonobo exhibiting heightened aptitude for puzzle solving and tool use. Subject is not expected to survive beyond the initial mutation. Uhhh... wait... that's Me! T-M-I ya'll, sorry Where was I? Oh, right... "Y" is for "Your time has come!" "Z" is for Zap! Death Ray time! Mwa Hahaha! Take this hero! [outro] Alpha! Alpha! Alpha! (Bet!) Alpha! Alpha! Alpha! (Bet!) Alpha! Alpha! Alpha! (Bet!) Alpha! Alpha! Alpha! (Bet!)
