Wacky Adventures of Cockburn - Theme tune for Spectator Gossip Column

[Verse] Cockburn the reporter, always on the prowl He's got a nose for gossip, he'll make it howl From cocktail parties to the halls of power He's the one who uncovers secrets by the hour [Chorus] Oh, Cockburn, oh, Cockburn He's got the scoop, he's always in turn With his notepad and pen, he's always on the chase Cockburn's adventures, they'll put a smile on your face [Verse 2] He's fearless and curious, nothing holds him back From the White House to the darkest alley, no slack With a twinkle in his eye and a mischievous grin Cockburn digs deep, oh, what a win