Oh! A new face! ★ Not sure 'bout, your hobbies, Tis a bit strange, no? Sneakin' up on monsters, Don't worry, I don't bite, though~ S'not like I got company, 'Sides from these walls. Sitting here and talking to, Nobody at all. Been stuck here for years, man... S'almost like it's not meant to be fun... Did I just realize that now? ★ I might be a bit bonkers, Mad, Crazy, Off my rocker~ Kinda par, for the course, I mean, it's in the name, duh! Cthulhu, mark it down~ Banished from the Out-God Town, Your sexy, preppy tenta-clown~ Who's lost, her Shiny-Outer-Crown... ★ Now, a question, if you will, How the hell'd you find me? This place isn't even real... Uh, well, not in your time Aww, do you still not trust me? Please, dude? I'm begging here... Still a no? Alright then... I'll show you something interesting I'm still a God, y'know? ★ T-T-Twisty-Twisty-Tentacles P-P-Pokey-Pokey-Spectacles M-M-Mushy-Mushy-Molecules Distinct-Dirty-Animals Sacrificial-Alter-ter-ter Knifey-Stabby-Sunder-der-der Creaky-Cracky-Boner-er- -err, I meant bones. Not boner. Well, yikes. Pleeease don't leave that in the script... ★ Aww, give me a clue, c'mon! In return, I'll please you~ What, afraid of some fun? I promise, I won't tease you~ Just kidding... Unless? I'm really, really lonely! Can you blame this Eldritch Being? Forced to rot, don't you see me? ★ Oh, shit, my illusion... Shit. Yea, yikes. This is awkward... Heeey, so I miiiight have to stick a tentacle in your ear, okay? I promise it won't hurt! -Uhm. ★ I might be a bit bonkers, Mad, Crazy, Off my rocker Kinda par, for the course I mean, it's in the name, duh! Cthulhu, mark it down~ Banished from the Out-God Town, Your sexy, preppy tenta-clown~ Who's lost, her Shiny-Outer-Crown... You've refused this poor cute God, Thems grounds for execution~ If I wasn't so touch-starved, I'd partake of your dissection~ For now, let's just vibe, It's not like we can leave~ When the time comes, Maybe together we could- ★ Uhh... Human? Where'd you go? There is no... FUCKING way... They totally left me here, didn't they? Whew. Ah, well... I suppose thou art not the one. How unfortunate.
