8==D *Cues Laughtrack*

[Intro] [audience applause and cheering] [Verse 1] [male speaker] You guys won't believe what I saw in the bathroom earlier it was a penus. [audience laughter] So I looked down after getting out of the shower and check this out you won't believe it but there was a penus. [audience laughter] Holy crap guys, I finished going down on my wife last night. [audience laughter] And oh boy did she have some explaining to do because there was a penus in my mouth the whole time. [audience laughter and applause] Bruh, I just discovered my wife has a penus and this explains a lot about why we've been struggling to have a baby. [audience laughter and cheering]