Perfectly Out of Tune

(Vocal Styles: Miranda (Soprano) and Annelies (Alto) voices are intended to sound as if they're battling for control of the same pitch, occasionally reaching harmony accidentally. Instrumentation: The instruments are chosen for a slightly chaotic, off-kilter feel. Lyrics: The lyrics are deliberately nonsensical, focusing on wordplay and absurdity. The goal is for the vocals to be the main comedic element.) Verse 1: (Soprano) Clocks are birds, birds are cheese Washing clothes with a honey bee (Alto) Spiders dance with polka dots My hair smells of pickled goats (Soprano) The moon is a fluffy, pink cloud The sky is a banana shroud. Verse 2: (Soprano) Bananas sing to squirrels Squirrels chase rainbows, the world is a swirl! (Alto) Apples fly on airplane wings My socks are dancing, my shoes are singing! Verse 3: (Soprano) The trees are wearing trousers blue I'm speaking Dutch now, you don't know what it's true. (Alto) My heart is made of jelly beans, It's pounding fast, with little screams Verse 4: (Soprano) Butterflies are made of rubber The cat is wearing a purple number. (Alto) The sun is a grumpy old gnome, With a crooked smile and a broken home. Verse 5: (Duet, both voices) We're singing songs that are so bizarre, So completely out of tune, that it's a starry star! We're dancing till the stars align, With our perfectly out of tune sound, oh my mind. Verse 6: (Soprano) The flowers are screaming in delight The flowers are screaming for light. (Alto) My brain's a melon, soft and sweet. I'm singing this song till the very end. (Chorus - Duet, both voices, both slightly off key): Perfectly out of tune, a symphony of dread. Perfectly out of tune, in our heads.