Listen to my Space Disco Extravaganza album: https://open.spotify.com/album/0CSYvkTKn5UidnGFf1iEOQ?si=VfadViQ9QeCAD7kNgh5kYw [Intro] [Tape crackle, distant gong resonance] mm-hmm, yeah another tuesday in the void (la la la) [Verse 1] bought groceries from a star-crossed merchant aisle seven, between quantum detergent and cosmic spam cashier asked if i had a loyalty card for eternity told 'em nah, just passing through dimensions left my receipt floating in saturn's rings astronomical inconvenience, really (oh yeah) [Chorus] i'm just a rumor in the universe (rumor, rumor) spreading like gossip through black holes i'm just a rumor in the universe (whisper it, baby) nobody fact-checks the cosmos, so la la la la (rumor in the universe) la la la la [Verse 2] met a constellation at the laundromat yesterday scorpio was complaining bout his reputation said "everyone thinks i'm dramatic" while folding nebula into neat little squares offered him my dryer sheets, interstellar static cling's brutal he declined, said it compromised his mystique fair enough, buddy (mm-hmm, mystique) [Chorus] i'm just a rumor in the universe (rumor, rumor) spreading like gossip through black holes i'm just a rumor in the universe (whisper it, baby) nobody fact-checks the cosmos, so la la la la (rumor in the universe) la la la la [Bridge] [Erhu melody rises, tape wobble intensifies] maybe galileo was onto something peering through his telescope like "yo, that dude's definitely not real" plotting my non-existence on stellar charts bureaucratic astronomy, filing reports "subject appears to be mythical" "recommend further investigation" "or perhaps just ignore completely" (completely, completely) [Verse 3] applied for cosmic citizenship last week immigration officer was a pulsar rhythm section of the galaxy, apparently kept asking for documentation of my reality showed 'em my birth certificate from earth they laughed, said "earth's not even peer-reviewed" guess i'm undocumented in seventeen dimensions now typical tuesday problems (oh well) [Chorus] i'm just a rumor in the universe (rumor, rumor) spreading like gossip through black holes i'm just a rumor in the universe (whisper it, baby) nobody fact-checks the cosmos, so la la la la (rumor in the universe) la la la la [Outro] [Acoustic guitar fading, distant gong echo] somewhere between myth and monday morning existing in footnotes of space-time (la la la) just a rumor, baby (la la la) just a rumor in the universe [Tape stops]
