Verse 1 They sold me freedom on a PDF, Three easy steps to “earn while you rest.” Said I could work from the beach with a drink, Now I’m knee-deep in debt and my sink’s on the brink. ⸻ Pre-Chorus I thought I’d wake up rich, But I woke up broke… again. The dream was passive, But the hustle’s active — And the bills don’t hit weekends. ⸻ Chorus (shouty, sarcastic) Passive income — my ass! Every “hack” is just a class. I’m working harder for less, But hey — at least I can post the stress! Passive income — my ass! This freedom’s burning out fast. They said I’d make money in my sleep… But all I got were overdraft fees. ⸻ Verse 2 I bought the course, joined the mastermind, Where they brag about profits that are all online. They said “systems” were the secret key, Turns out the system was just milking me. ⸻ Bridge (half-time, ska upstroke guitar) All the gurus in Gucci slides, Teaching side hustles from daddy’s ride. “Work smarter, not harder,” they sing — While I Uber Eats to pay for this thing. ⸻ Final Chorus (double-time, pure chaos) Passive income — my ass! Every dream’s just a sales pitch flash. From the 4-hour workweek trash, To the dropship scams that crash. Passive income — my ass! But I’ll toast to the debt I’ve amassed. They said I’d make money while I sleep… And they were right — ’cause now I dream of free. ⸻
