Brother Gregory's List Of Shame 2 Electric Bible-loo

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[Gregorian chant]
Brother Jonathan, i thank you for discontinuing your prior stated tyranny within the sisters dormitory however that does not mean it is ok to begin ringing the steeple bell and yelling "Air Raid!!" while Brother Ezekiel throws eggs at the sisters below.

[Gregorian chant]
Brother Jonathan, please refrain from making rhythmic brap noises with your mouth and calling it "brap music". 
 It was funny for five minutes and not a second longer.

[Gregorian chant]
Brother Emanuel, i see that the brotherhood bathroom floor remains clean after your last use.
It seems to me that adding cheerios to the bowl for you to aim at was a most blessed solution.

[Gregorian chant]
Brother Daniel, please stop using the sacred manuscripts as rolling paper and please refrain from calling our sacred incense "dank gregorian grass" from now on.

[Gregorian chant]
Brother Daniel, please stop taking baths in the baptismal pool. I know not who Billy Mays is but it will not get you cleaner than the brotherhood showers with "the cleansing power of orthodoxy clean"

[Gregorian chant]
Brother Timothy,  I've told you three times already that the baptismal pool is not a latrine yet you insist.

[Gregorian chant]
Brother Timothy, due to the incident within the taco bell restrooms, you are hereby banned from participating in our Tuesday trips down the mountain.
Should our brotherhood be welcomed back within its hallowed halls you will not be attending with your brothers and will instead be fed a high fiber meal to help prevent such disasters from occurring again in the future.

[Gregorian chant]
Brother Reginald, please refrain from playing that "hen tai" cartoon too loudly at night. 
several of our brothers have complained of the noise.

[Gregorian chant]
Brother Reginald, i thank you for refraining from bringing your body pillow to the dining hall for your "Trash Waifu date nights" as you called them.
However i must now ask you please stop stealing extra food from the dining hall and no "she was hungry" does not work as an excuse.

[Gregorian chant]
Brother Reginald, this is the 5th time you have been caught with inappropriate drawings on your person of a sinful nature.
 I must ask you refrain from acquiring such contraband and provide full details on where to procure the one with the nuns that had sinful male parts. 
I must... uh..um..Ahem...learn its point of origin in order to prevent more from making its way onto the monastery grounds. Yes. thats it.

[Gregorian chant]
Brother Reginald, i would ask that you please stop staring at Sister Mary so intently at dining hall. If you must oggle the sister please show some subtlety like the rest of the brotherhood

[Gregorian chant]
Brother Grimory, please stop doing "the nay nay" during our sunday chant. 
Please refrain from calling the incense burner "litty" whenever we burn incense. 
Please stop calling sister mary "a bad bih" as well. 
We are well aware sister mary is bad as fuck for real true dat but keep it on the down low dog for reals.

[Gregorian chant]
Brother Marcus, please stop doing fortnite dances during the sunday chant. 
You are making the sisters uncomfortable and making the entire brotherhood cringe.

[Gregorian chant]
May God have mercy upon the soul of whomever lost himself to gluttony and ate the box of chocolate chip communion wafers i left in the monastery breakroom.
 I was gone but five minutes in Gods latrine and yet naught but crumbs remained upon my return.
Know my child that God may forgive your transgressions but I will not.
Amen.

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[Spoken word, dry tone, serious tone, elderly male voice, british accent] Attention all adepts. this is Brother Gregory. First i would like to say I am in awe. It has been not but a week since i last had to read from the list of shame. I am flabbergasted and do hope you will all try better from now on. As per monastery rules, your sins will be listed off for all to hear. [Gregorian chant] Brother Jonathan, i thank you for discontinuing your prior stated tyranny within the sisters dormitory however that does not mean it is ok to begin ringing the steeple bell and yelling "Air Raid!!" while Brother Ezekiel throws eggs at the sisters below. [Gregorian chant] Brother Jonathan, please refrain from making rhythmic brap noises with your mouth and calling it "brap music". It was funny for five minutes and not a second longer. [Gregorian chant] Brother Emanuel, i see that the brotherhood bathroom floor remains clean after your last use. It seems to me that adding cheerios to the bowl for you to aim at was a most blessed solution. [Gregorian chant] Brother Daniel, please stop using the sacred manuscripts as rolling paper and please refrain from calling our sacred incense "dank gregorian grass" from now on. [Gregorian chant] Brother Daniel, please stop taking baths in the baptismal pool. I know not who Billy Mays is but it will not get you cleaner than the brotherhood showers with "the cleansing power of orthodoxy clean" [Gregorian chant] Brother Timothy, I've told you three times already that the baptismal pool is not a latrine yet you insist. [Gregorian chant] Brother Timothy, due to the incident within the taco bell restrooms, you are hereby banned from participating in our Tuesday trips down the mountain. Should our brotherhood be welcomed back within its hallowed halls you will not be attending with your brothers and will instead be fed a high fiber meal to help prevent such disasters from occurring again in the future. [Gregorian chant] Brother Reginald, please refrain from playing that "hen tai" cartoon too loudly at night. several of our brothers have complained of the noise. [Gregorian chant] Brother Reginald, i thank you for refraining from bringing your body pillow to the dining hall for your "Trash Waifu date nights" as you called them. However i must now ask you please stop stealing extra food from the dining hall and no "she was hungry" does not work as an excuse. [Gregorian chant] Brother Reginald, this is the 5th time you have been caught with inappropriate drawings on your person of a sinful nature. I must ask you refrain from acquiring such contraband and provide full details on where to procure the one with the nuns that had sinful male parts. I must... uh..um..Ahem...learn its point of origin in order to prevent more from making its way onto the monastery grounds. Yes. thats it. [Gregorian chant] Brother Reginald, i would ask that you please stop staring at Sister Mary so intently at dining hall. If you must oggle the sister please show some subtlety like the rest of the brotherhood [Gregorian chant] Brother Grimory, please stop doing "the nay nay" during our sunday chant. Please refrain from calling the incense burner "litty" whenever we burn incense. Please stop calling sister mary "a bad bih" as well. We are well aware sister mary is bad as fuck for real true dat but keep it on the down low dog for reals. [Gregorian chant] Brother Marcus, please stop doing fortnite dances during the sunday chant. You are making the sisters uncomfortable and making the entire brotherhood cringe. [Gregorian chant] May God have mercy upon the soul of whomever lost himself to gluttony and ate the box of chocolate chip communion wafers i left in the monastery breakroom. I was gone but five minutes in Gods latrine and yet naught but crumbs remained upon my return. Know my child that God may forgive your transgressions but I will not. Amen.

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