[Verse 1] Lois, look at this crap on the news again Everybody’s yelling, nobody’s winning Some guy in a suit says the country’s on fire I spilled nacho cheese on my shirt and I don’t even care Brian’s talking politics, Meg’s in her room Chris is eating glue, Stewie’s building a bomb I just want the remote and a cold one in my hand The world’s ending Tuesday, that’s a Quahog plan [Chorus] I’m Peter Griffin and I like beer The world’s going to hell but I don’t care Lois says I’m an idiot, yeah that’s fair Pass the remote, the apocalypse can wait [Verse 2] They say robots are coming, they say borders are gone They say 2029 is when it all goes wrong I don’t know what an “eternal engine” is, Lois But if it means more overtime I want no part of this I tried to read the paper, the words were too long I tried to watch the debate, they all sound the same So I put on the bird is the word and I danced in my underwear If the country’s collapsing, at least the fridge is still there [Chorus] I’m Peter Griffin and I like beer The world’s going to hell but I don’t care Lois says I’m an idiot, yeah that’s fair Pass the remote, the apocalypse can wait [Bridge] Stewie! Get down from there! Chris, stop licking the window! Brian, nobody asked you! Meg… you exist! [Final Chorus — louder, dumber] I’m Peter Griffin and I like beer The world’s going to hell but I don’t care Lois says I’m an idiot, yeah that’s fair Quahog’s still standing… I think… wait, is that smoke? [Outro] (spoken, proud) Yeah. That’s the one. Play it again.
