
God in the Chip Shop Queue [NDC]
------------------------------------------------------------- Nordic Discord Challenge w. 32 Style: Britpop Theme: God Challenge Playlist: https://suno.com/playlist/e8750172-c59b-4206-a797-f8cd90d19603 Want to join Nordic Discord Challenge? Check out the Swedish chat on the SUNO Discord server! ------------------------------------------------------------- [Verse] I came down round teatime, Bit of drizzle, bit of flair, Signed a few old ladies' foreheads, Just to show 'em I still care. You queued for crisps, I made the Thames, While bored out me divine old head — Miracles by dinner, By midnight I was dead. [Chorus] I'm your God, in trainers, bored to bits, Preaching gospel from the back of a Kwik Save fridge. Hallelujah, pass the chips — I've saved your soul with a kiss. If you pray right, I might text you back. But I’m God, babe — I’m under attack From sheer, "sheer" mediocrity. I am your God Yeah, I’m God.. Ooh oh.. I am your God..! [Verse] Taught Moses how to flirt with shopgirls, Made the stars just for your mixtape. Parted seas and weekly bus routes, Wrote the Bible on a vape. Your prayers come through in Comic Sans, I skim them on the bog — All these mortals asking questions, While I’m playing footie with your dog. [Bridge] And yeah, I fancy you a bit — But only on the crosswalk, lit By Tesco glow and teenage spit When all the pubs are done. I built the world in seven shifts But I’d scrap it all for your last cig. A kiss behind a wheelie bin — Holy wars are less fun. [Chorus] I'm your God, on broadband, wasting time, Playing saints on FIFA, sipping Aldi wine. Holy water’s out of stock — So I’ll bless your pint with a glock. If your heart’s pure, I might let you in — Or I’ll ghost you with a little grin. I’m tired of prayers and clergy stares — Let’s just snog behind the bins. I am your God Yeah.. [Post-Chorus] I’m your God, babe — yeah, bored to bits. Writing Psalms with emoji scripts. ‘Cause I’m divine but mostly skint — So let me reign in your student flat. [Outro] La-la-la, your God again... La-la-la, just your bored best friend... La-la-la, not omnipotent — But I know your Spotify sins. I am your God Yeah..

