One time i was taking a bath and I had to laugh at the wall when I recalled in this very tub my mom used to give me a bath One time I was mowing the lawn and then it dawned on me my mom is kind of a bitch and I wish I had the tools to dig a ditch oh well a boy can dream One time I was trying on clothes and i suppose i may have ended up in my mom's pantyhose but I look better in them than she does well that's how the story goes take off my dress oh dear Norman you're a mess I think it is time for you to get something off your chest we all go a little mad sometime but I? Oh I wouldn't hurt a fly oh no not I One time I was working a desk and this lady came in looking for a room she was worried and had a face full of gloom and I could tell that she needed a nice fella one who would never tell her to shut the hell up (Norman) (you're a bad boy) One time I was standing in the back looking through holes in the wall and I was so appalled at the filth coming off that harlot how dare she try and take my special special boy MOTHER !!! MOTHER!!! MOTHER what did you do there is so much blood we all go a little mad sometime but I? Oh I wouldn't hurt a fly oh no not I (not I) Oh not I
