[Intro] [Rapid rising arpeggio | octave-layered risers | never-resolving tension] Remain calm. Calm has been discontinued. (PANIC! PANIC POLITELY!) Fasten your restraints. The restraints are nervous too. Do not look behind you. There is nothing behind you. There is now. (DON’T LOOK! TOO LATE!) [Verse 1] Maintain formation. Nobody knows the formation. Follow the yellow ship. (YELLOW! YELLOW!) Correction. Do not follow the yellow ship. The yellow ship is screaming. (YELLOW HAS PROBLEMS!) Turn left. Your other left. No. The other other left. (TOO MANY LEFTS!) [Chorus] EVERYBODY PANIC! But please... Take turns. (PANIC! PANIC! ONE AT A TIME!) Everybody panic! Maintain a safe distance while fleeing for your lives. The emergency is experiencing... an emergency. (THIS IS NOT A DRILL!) [Verse 2] State your destination. AWAY. State your alternate. FURTHER AWAY. State your emergency. Everything. (EVERYTHING! EVERYTHING!) Request assistance. Assistance is currently... requesting assistance. Do not collide. Collision slots are full. (TRY AGAIN LATER!) [Bridge] [Rising arpeggio | frantic synth sirens | robotic warning voice] Attention all spacecraft. The giant glowing hole... is NOT an exit. (REPEAT! NOT AN EXIT!) Do not approach the hole. The hole is approaching you. Do not stare into it. It interprets staring... as permission. (LOOK AWAY! LOOK AWAY!) The hole is getting bigger. Correction. You are getting closer. (OH SHIT! OH SHIT!) [Final Chorus] EVERYBODY PANIC! But remain professional. (PANIC PROFESSIONALLY!) Scream clearly. Use complete sentences. Maintain formation. Abandon formation. Form a new formation. (WHAT FORMATION?!) Everybody panic! Everybody panic! Please remain calm... while panicking. [Outro] [Arpeggio accelerating | alarms multiplying | abrupt silence] Good news. The emergency is over. ... A larger emergency has begun. (EVERYBODY PANIC!)
